Relax!I just want to make u laugh*1

Imagine if one day we could have this:

Here’s the future

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Pondok Attap.

Customer: hello, can I order..

Operator: Can I have multipurpose card number first, sir?

Customer: It’s ahhh….hold on… 760323-13-8797.

Operator: Ok, you’re… Mr. Isaac chok and you’re calling from Lot 123, No.45, Jalan bukit Tang. Your home number is 645337, your office 465830 and your mobile is 014 776 3757. Which number is calling from, sir?

Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone number?

Operator: We are connected to the system sir.

Customer: May I order you seafood pizza…

Operator: That’s not a good idea, sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator: According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level sir.

Customer: What?...What do you recommend then?

Operator: try our Low Fat Hokkien Lor Fun Pizza, you’ll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator: You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokkien Dishes” from the National Library last week,sir.

Customer: Ok,I give up…Give me 3 family-sizes ones then, how much will that cost?

Operator: That should be enough for your family of 8, sir. The total is RM 69.90.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator: I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank RM 3475.58 since September last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives.

Operator: You can’t sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

Customer: Never mind, just send the pizzas; I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it going to take anyway?

Operator: About 45 minutes sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…

Customer: what?!?

Operator: According to the details in the system, you own a scooter registration number QM 2345…

Customer:  @#$%^&*(

Operator: better watch your language sir. Remember on 23th May 2003 you were convicted of using abusive language on a traffic officer…

Customer: (speechless)

Operator: Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing…by the way…aren’t you giving me the 5 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?

Operator: We normally would sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…

*hang out the phone from the customer.