Relax!i just want to make you laugh*4

I found something great,is about the conversation
between Car Help Line and the customer in Malaysia.

Our national car company

Doesn’t have a “Help Line”

For people who don’t know how to drive

Because people don’t buy cars like they buy computers.

But imagine if they did…

Scenario 1

Help line: Proton Help Line. How can I help you?

Customer: Hi! I just bought my first car,and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes,and power door locks.

Help line: thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?

Customer: how do I work it?

Help line: do you know how to drive?

Customer: do I know how to what?

Help line: do you know how to drive?

Customer: I’m not the technical person! I just want to go places in my car!

Scenario 2

Help line: Proton Help Line. How can I help you?

Customer: my car ran fine for a week, and now it won’t go anywhere!

Help line: is the petrol tank empty?

Customer: huh? How do I know?

Help line: there’s a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from “E” to “F”. where is the needle pointing?

Customer: it’s pointing to “E”. what does that mean?

Help line: it means that you have to visit a service station, and purchase some more petrol. You can install it yourself, or pay the attendant to install it for you.

Customer: what?!? I paid RM55,000/- for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components??? I want a car that comes with everything built-in!

Scenario 3

Help line: Proton Help Line. How can I help you?

Customer: I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!

Help line: did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?

Customer: what’s an ignition?

Help line: it’s a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine/

Customer: ignition? Motor?  Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?

Scenario 4

Help line: Proton Help Line. How can I help you?

Customer: your car stinks!

Help line: what’s wrong?

Customer: it crashed, that’s what went wrong!

Help line: what were you doing?

Customer: I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed- and now it won’t start!

Help line: it’s your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?

Customer: I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn’t crash anymore!

Pls: Lol, Malaysian so cute~